Squire of the Order of the Badger


There once was a gnome named Steve
Who was quite plain to perceive
He was fixing a roof
Till his foot made a goof
and the ground on his head did cleave

He awoke and ran into the wood
Abandoning his worldly good
A badger he did meet
It was really quite sweet
And found a new neighborhood

His calling was a Cavalier
Protecting the rabbits and deer
His foes he will charge
And they die, by and large
There is nothing he does fear

So if you walk by the way
And see rider and badger gray
Just give him a wave
Make sure you behave
For you have met Rocinante!


A World in Flux: Tyranny Warden